Neighborhood Newsletter (3/17)

Condoms can be acquired for FREE for a reason
$34 Million Later, PETA Saves Eight Animals and Euthanizes 2352??
Six hours on tarmac, passenger told "shut the hell up"
Loud sex enough for cops to search your home, court rules
Betting on March Madness: Vegas Secrets to Bracketology
Runner Drops Dead After Crossing Finish Line
Drunk, high dad leaves baby in oven overnight, police say
Broadband Plan: A Guide to America's Internet Revolution
5 Reasons Why the Nets are NOT the Worst Team in NBA History